Simon Cabaret

ภูเก็ต ไซม่อน คาบาเรต์

A sequinned lip-sync revue by trans performers, Patong's classic night out

⚠ No filming during show

Hours
Daily at 6pm, 7:30pm and 9pm (per resellers; confirm when booking)
Tickets
Varies by seller: about US$25 regular and US$28–32 VIP on international sites, 1,000 baht ticket-only on a Thai site, about US$34 for VIP on another booking site (2026). Hotel transfers usually extra
Address
8 Sirirat Road, Patong, Kathu

Around 70 minutes of trans performers swapping feathers and sequins between numbers, lip-syncing and dancing to songs from around the world. Colours and lighting change completely from scene to scene, and the audience perks up when a segment from their own country's pop scene comes on. There's no dialogue, so language doesn't matter. Afterwards the cast lines up outside the theatre and waves you over for photos.